Non​-​stop Moron​-​a​-​thon

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about

8 years ago some friends and I got together to make an album. A bunch of stuff happened and long story short, here it is.

Just in time for the Summer!

credits

released July 7, 2017

Luke Sackenheim: Vocals, Guitars, Recording, Mixing, Mastering, Artwork

Chris Berning: Bass

Jordan Cavalaris: Drums, Vocals on NSAFW

Guests:
Alex Kah - Bass on Vaccine

Kim Howdon - Vocals on IFMYWYNCTO

Ben Sackenheim - Main Gutiar Solo on Welcome Home

Nick Johnson - Vocals on We Are the Lunatics

Cody Coon - Guitar Solos on Heavily Medicated

Colton Deem - Writing, Guitars, Solos, and Vocals on The Empire Strikes Blacks...basically we wrote the whole damn thing together in one day while passing around a guitar haha



Super special thanks to Nathan and Mike from the almighty Manparts!

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Track Name: Vaccines Aren't Making Your Kids Retarded (You Are) [ft. Alex Kah]
Raised on a steady diet of reality TV
Kids these days are lacking in mental capacity

Playing on their iphones
And wasting life away
Killing off their braincells
As their mind disintegrates

So put 'em on a leash
And grab a shorter chain
But modern medicine is not the one to blame

It's you
It's you
It's you
It's you

They're getting high on whip-its
And they're sniffing all the glue
Children are the future
But the future's fucking screwed

Sipping on a soda
And the Splenda starts to rage
They're getting more retarded
As society decays

So put 'em on a leash
And grab a shorter chain
But modern medicine is not the one to blame

It's you
It's you
It's you
It's you

So put 'em in a helmet
And ship 'em off to school
Hide the pointy objects
And clean up all the drool

Put 'em on a leash
And grab a shorter chain
But modern medicine is not the one to blame!

It's you
It's you
It's you
It's you
Track Name: The Celebrity Grand Prix
"Tony Stewart just hit that guy...holy shit!"

Revvin' Up!
It's time to make a scene
Indulging in the dream
Of being me

My care-free
Grand prix
So make way
'Cause I'm a big celebrity

SO WHAT
If I down another beer?
And SO WHAT
If I've lost control to steer?
'CAUSE I KNOW
My vision isn't clear
As I slobber at the wheel
And I greet the crowd in front of me

They're standing in my way
I'm slipping off the brake
I run 'em over just for fun
My twisted little game

My heart starts to explode
With the anger I unload
I hit the clutch and change the gear
And swerve off of the road

I wanna be like uncle Tony
I wanna be in the lead
Cashing in on tragedy
Trading blame for fame
And publicity

I wanna drive all night
And get away with anything
Don't give a shit what's wrong or right
Driving getaway
Instead of living

From 0 -60
To 18-life

POWERSLIDE
Applause of morbid cries
A quick death to all who I despise
They run
They can't hide!
My bumper's put to use
As the meet a swift demise!

FUEL UP
Guzzle alcohol
BURN OUT
As my brain begins to stall
THE HOME STRETCH
As I fight the urge to wretch
I stifle down the puke
And drift a donut on their skulls

There's bodies in the air
Limbs flying everywhere
Crunch underneath my wheels
As I drive on without a care

A smile on my face
I'm finishing this race
A body-count
In large-amount
I'm gonna win first-place!

I wanna be like uncle Caitlyn
I wanna be in the lead
Cashing in on tragedy
Trading blame for fame
And publicity

I wanna drive all night
And get away with anything
Don't give a shit what's wrong or right
Driving getaway
Instead of living

From 0 -60
To 18-life

*Solo*

I wanna be like Matthew Broderick
I wanna be in the lead
Cashing in on tragedy
Trading blame for fame
And publicity

I wanna drive all night
And get away with anything
Don't give a shit what's wrong or right
Driving getaway
Instead of living


I wanna be like LAURA BUSH
I wanna be in the lead
Cashing in on tragedy
Trading blame for fame
And publicity

I wanna drive all night
And get away with anything
Don't give a shit what's wrong or right
Driving getaway
Instead of living

From 0 -60
To 18-life
Track Name: I'll Fucking Make You Wish You Never Came to Ohio [ft. Kim Howdon]
Fight for your right
Gotta show your might
So fuckin' cool and everything

Who's in your crew?
Battle to ensue
Time to let them know whatcha mean

Rise for a dame
Exercise your name
Because now is the time to fight

Talk with your snide
On behalf of her side
There's a brawl goin' down tonight

You claim it's for a cause
For a reason
For a right

Who cares about the purpose?
You just wanna fight!

I'll fucking make you wish you never came to Ohio
Ohio sucks and you know I'm right
I'll fucking make you wish you never came to Ohio
There's cows all around, now test your might!

Time for the show
You're ready to go
Cheers and jeers resound through the spat

Fist to the face
A fucking disgrace
Nobody gets away with that

Try as you might
Gotta win this fight
Prove to the girl that you're a man

Mind full of shit
You take the next hit
It's all for your glorious fans

You claim it's for a cause
For a reason
For a right

Who cares about the person?
You just wanna fight!

I'll fucking make you wish you never came to Ohio
Best threat by far, a battle outta sight!
I'll fucking make you wish you never came to Ohio
It's a lunch-room brawl, now test your might!

"Your ass better fucking run from me"
i aint stressin your shit dude"
ill break your ass down and make you my bitch"
im thinkin shit was true and my ass in in bed and homegrown country boy"
"....a'ight?!"

I'll fucking make you wish you never came to Ohio
I'll fucking make you wish you never came to Ohio
I'll fucking make you wish you never came to Ohio
I'll fucking make you wish you never came to Ohio
Track Name: Wargasm
Journey to the land
Of the blood-stained soil
Burn the fields and livestock
Secure the oil

Eliminate civilians who
Are standing in our path
Tried to count the bodies
But we were never good at math

God it gets me hard
Sinking bullets to the head
Laying there so wet in
All the blood that has been shed

Dirty-talking radios
of orders being sent
Directly from the line of
1-900-GOVERNMENT


Desolation of a nation
Drop the bombs in Iraq
Occupation, Exploitation
Driving on the attack

Infiltration, Penetration
Now we got you on your knees
Extermination, Annihilation
Pushing harder to achieve


WAR!


Choking off your country
With the crimes that we commit
More tanks are on the way and
We won't stop til you submit

We're gonna kill you all and
Not a soul will be imprisoned
We're going all the way
So get used to your position

We'll force our soldiers in
And spread our hate throughout
Until our job is done
We're never pulling out

We brought grenades and bombs
To put you in your place
We're gonna blow our fucking load
All over your race!


Desolation of a nation
Secure the area
Occupation, Exploitation
Dropping bombs in Syria

Infiltration, Penetration
Now we got you on your knees
Extermination, Annihilation
Pushing harder to achieve


WAR!

Desolation of a nation
Bomb Afghanistan
Occupation, Exploitation
With no regard to where it lands

Infiltration, Penetration
Now we got you on your knees
Extermination, Annihilation
Pushing harder to achieve


WAR!
Track Name: Re-Education (Through Buttsex)
To the sound of a penis
Pounding away
Track Name: Motorcide [Manparts Cover]
I crashed my bike
(He crashed his bike!)
Through a wall!
(Through a wall!)
And into you!
(Aaahhh)

Pain!
(Aaaaah)

Motorcide x3
And so are you!
Motorcide x3
And so are you!

So fast!
(So fast!)
So damn fast!
(Damn fast!)
AHHHHHH
(GRAAAAH)

Pain, scratches!
(GaaaaHhHh)
MOSH TIME!

Motorcide x3
And so are you!
Motorcide x3
And so are you!
Track Name: Moving Back in with My Parents (Welcome Home) [ft. Ben Sackenheim]
Another day
Another month
Another note on my door

Procrastinate
The rent is late
Just like the month before

What can they do?
What can they say?
Tough shit cause I ain't payin'

I lock the door
Turn out the lights
Cause Right here is where I'm stayin'


WELL
I didn't think
They'd call the cops
Should'a thought that one through

Kicked to the curb
Out on the street
With only one thing left to do

Picked up the phone
I Called up my mom
I asked about her day

I Cut her off
Yeah that sounds great
But I need a place to staaaaay

HEY!

Welcome to my kingdom
Welcome to my home
I've been gone for far too long
But I'm back to take my throne!

Don't have to do the dishes
I don't wake up 'til 3
Don't have to pay the rent
And the utilities are free

Welcome home

I drink some beer
And raid the fridge
Found my mom's old 45's

Joni Mitchell
Fleetwood Mac
Peter Frampton comes alive!

I got some games
I got my snacks
Got all the time to waste

I Quit my job
Dropped outta school
So I can sit around all day!

HEY!

Welcome to my kingdom
Welcome to my home
I've been gone for far too long
But I'm back to take my throne!

Don't have to do the dishes
I don't wake up 'til 3
Don't have to pay the rent
And the utilities are free

*Solo*
*Peter Framton Solo*
HEY!

Welcome to my kingdom
Welcome to my home
I've been gone for far too long
But I'm back to take my throne!

Don't have to do the dishes
I don't wake up 'til 3
Don't have to pay the rent
And the utilities are free

Welcome home
Whoa-oh
Track Name: It's Always Sunny in Rwanda
The sun rises up
On a beautiful day
Over top of the hills
In a land far away

The hippos yawn
As a new day's discovered
A symphony of screams
As brother kills brother


A new day is dawning
The sun's shining bright
A nation of people
Wake up to fight

They roll out of bed
And rub the sleep from their eyes
To face another day
Of fun and Genocide!

The rivers are flowing
A marvelous breeze
Flows through the land
And shakes all the trees

The perfect spot
For a nice vacation
To witness fallout
From colonization


It's always sunny in Rwanda
Each and every day
When the Hutus and Tutsis
Come outside to play

Political corruption
Violence and destruction
It's just another sunny day!


The flowers are smiling
And so are the trees
Another perfect day
Devoid of civil liberties

The beaches are calling
The wind's on the rise
The guns mask the noise
Of the population's cries

Atop the misty mountains
Across the fertile plains
Lies a secret colony
Where women are detained

There's a group of kids
The UN sexually exploits
The roads are left unpaved
You'd think it was Detroit


It's always sunny in Rwanda
Each and every day
When the Hutus and Tutsis
Come out and play

Political corruption
Violence and destruction
It's just another sunny day!


On April 21st, 1994 the countries comprising the
United Nations Assistance Mission for Rwanda pulled 94%
Of their troops during the height of the Rwandan Civl War

This left civilians virtually defenseless
And encouraged a 100-day massacre that took the lives of over a million people
Leaving another 250,000 hurt or injured
AND NOBODY GAVE A SHIT!


It's always sunny in Rwanda
Each and every day
When the Hutus and Tutsis
Come out and play

Political corruption
Violence and destruction
It's just another sunny day!
Track Name: Jizzim
I know the penis fits
Track Name: We Are the Lunatics [ft. Nick Johnson]
"I'm going over the fence, and I'm not coming back til I find a dead body!"

Green skies at morning
Neighbor take warning
Green skies at night
Neighbor take flight

Creepy new neighbors
Up to no good
Don't kill an old man in my neighborhood


"Hey hey hey! Who the heck ordered the blood shake?! Hey Ray it's really me, it's Art, I'm just pretending to be Skip...say you haven't seen an ice-pick around here have ya hehe?"


We're the ones
Setting things on fire
We're the ones
Throwing garbage in the street
We're the ones
Vaulting over fences
We're the ones
It's us
We are the lunatics

These people worship Satan
I know they're up to no good
Black masses, mutilations
There goes the neighborhood

These people worship Satan
I know they're up to no good
Black masses, mutilations
There goes the neighborhood


"I've never seen that. I've never seen anyone drive their garbage out to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that."


We're the ones
Setting things on fire
We're the ones
Throwing garbage in the street
We're the ones
Vaulting over fences
We're the ones
It's us
We are the lunatics

I want to kill everyone
Satan is good
Satan is our pal
Track Name: Heavily Medicated [ft. Cody Coon]
Listen to my story
Heads up to what I say
Cast aside your judging eyes
Or look the other way!

I'm a perfect being
With perfect mental health
I reject your diagnosis
And I'll remedy myself

Now I feel great!
I feel fine!
I feel fucking wonderful
All the time!

And I don't mind
Being dead inside
Suppress my mind
to stay alive

No room for love
No room for hate
As all emotion
Fades away

No chance to lose
When you regulate
So pop your pills
And medicate!


I used to feel the pressure
I used to feel the pain
I used to feel emotions
But they just got in my way

Sometimes I feel I'm slipping
Sometimes I feel insane
But then I cash in my prescription
And the pain just goes away!


Now I feel great!
I feel fine!
I feel fucking wonderful
All the time!

And I don't mind
Being dead inside
Suppress my mind
to stay alive

No room for love
No room for hate
As all emotion
Fades away

No chance to lose
When you regulate
So pop your pills
And medicate!

*solo*

Now I feel great!
I feel fine!
I feel fucking wonderful
All the time!

And I don't mind
Being dead inside
Suppress my mind
to stay alive

No room to fail
No room to fall
No room to feel
Anything at all

No chance to lose
When you regulate
So pop your pills
And medicate!


I feel fucking fine x2
Track Name: We're All Gonna Die (Enjoy the Ride)
"Now you will pay"


I started out my journey as one of 38
Given free admission as I walked up to the gate
Didn't give two shits about the signs that I ignored
Threw caution to the wind as I took my place on-board

A blackened sky appeared as the lap-bar clicked me in
Eagerly awaiting all the fun that would begin
Demonic laughter shouted of the harsh reality
Followed by the rush of a cold anxiety


Sudden screams
Cries out in pain
The smell of grease
And open flame

Trapped inside
With no escape
The ride begins
And seals our fate



We're all gonna die!
We're all gonna die!
(Enjoy the ride!)

We're all gonna die!
We're all gonna die!
(Enjoy the ride!)



4 years have passed since we set out and I can see the end
It feels like an eternity has passed since we began
The skeleton still mocks us as he tips his hat to me
We docked into the station and were finally set free

I fell onto the ground and crawled off of the ride
I walked right through the exit and I followed all the signs
300 miles later and I thought I had survived
Then relapsed in horror to a sickening surprise


Something's wrong
A Familiar sight
Been here before
Under this blackened sky

Clinking chains
Are heard again
Back at the start
Is where it ends!



We're all gonna die!
We're all gonna die!
(Enjoy the ride!)

We're all gonna die!
We're all gonna die!
(Enjoy the ride!)


I want to get off
I want to survive
Nobody gets off
This wild ride! x2

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!!!


We're all gonna die!
We're all gonna die!
(Enjoy the ride!)

We're all gonna die!
We're all gonna die!
(Enjoy the ride!)
Track Name: Whiskey Dy'ahk
Mmmmyeaaaaah
I say yasseah

It's Friday night
I'm at a show
I see this one girl in the front row

I stare at her
She stares at me
The prettiest damn thing you'll ever see

Show's over now
It's time to go
She looks like she wants me to take her home

I stroke my beard
And my goatee
And talk her into coming home with me

We're on my bed
It's heating up
Takes off her top
About to get it rough

Lips to my neck
I start to sweat
But my "little me"
Just ain't up to snuff

Silly me
Drinkin' all night
Whoa-oh-oh
Now she's gettin' risque

What's wrong with me?
Can't keep it up
I'm having trouble
Getting frisky

Whiskey dick
Whiskey dick
I'm lookin' flaccid
And I'm feelin' sick

Whiskey dick
Whiskey dick
Can't get it up
Get it up
Get it up
Get it up no

Lemme hear ya say yasseah!

Well she looks at me
She asks what's wrong
She's wonderin'
Why I can't get it long

Emarassin'
Woe is me
I just can't explain
What is happening

Well here I am
Sprawled on my bed
And everything is getting misread

My confidence
Is all but gone
I just wanna spring up
And get it on

Whiskey dick
Whiskey dick
I'm lookin' flaccid
And I'm feelin' sick

Whiskey dick
Whiskey dick
Can't get it up
Get it up
Get it up
Get it up no

*Stupidly long wah-pedal guitar solo that gets all the ladies wet*

Yeaaaaah
Yasseah, everybody!

Well she looks at her
All up and down
She's wonderin'
What she's doin' wrong

And I can't confess
About my deeds
I don't wanna tell her
What's wrong with me

Well she starts to cry
And she feels like shit
So to comfort her
I just let it slip

Tears turn to joy
At my expense
She puts on her clothes
And then she exits

Whiskey dick
Whiskey dick
I'm lookin' flaccid
And I'm feelin' sick

Whiskey dick
Whiskey dick
Can't get it up
Get it up
Get it up
Get it up no
Track Name: The Empire Strikes Blacks [ft. Colton Deem]
Part 1: Welcome to The Jungle

Land-HO!
A Jungle Wasteland
A population we can take for our own!


FORCED-OUT!! ABDUCTED! CRAMMED-IN!
Shipped overseas for the American growth!


SOLD-OFF! IMPRISONED! CHAINED-IN!
An epidemic of a moral decline


SLAV-RY! OPPRESSION! ENDLESS!
Forced into labor as they're swallowed by time



Part 2: Centuries in the Abyss

Two hundred years!
Have passed
And we're free at last!

Now our life begins
as second-class citizens


No more government-sanctioned slavery


But now the fun has
just begun!
As we enter into modern age


Movement 3: The Amazing Racists


Where will you run when the empire strikes?
Where will you turn
While the world shuts their eyes?

Modern day will still see you a slave
To push you down
While the Empire reigns


Movement 4: 21st Century Negroid Man

Targets!
To advertise

Big business manufactures
Stereotypes

Marketing an image
For you to buy

As they defame your culture
And profits rise


Movement 5: Jesus of Section 8

I'm the son of rage and hate
The Jesus of Section 8
Revile in disgust to the conditions I must live in
When 40 acres and a mule becomes a 40oz and chicken


Tennants to terrorize
There's break-ins most every night
Police, nowhere in sight
And if you find them
They'll end your life


Movement 6: Bad Boys Bad Boys, Whacha Gonna Do?

*Instrumental*


Movement 7: I want my B.E.T.

Reject the reflection
That you see on TV
BET is worse than Blackface
Was back in 1923!

Now you're the trend
All the people wanna be
The Token!
Minority!

And now they take you by the hand
And lift you from below
And then they offer you a job
But diversity's just segregation's shadow

AFFIRMATIVE
ACTION
CORPORATE
BLAXPLOITATION


Movement 8: Gotta Keep 'Em Separated

Another way to separate
To single out and segregate
To represent with no respect
Now you're a slave to "politically correct!"


Where will you run when the empire strikes? x3
Where will you run?
Track Name: A Light at the End
There's a light at the end of the tunnel
There's a light but it's so far away
All our lives we spend searching for answers
In the end, we'll all find our way

There's a light at the end of the tunnel
There's a light and it's shining for me
So close now, but still drawing nearer
I'll be there in no time, you'll see

Well the bridges are closed and I'm all out of fuel
There's a stop-sign on every corner
And my tires are flat and my headlights are cracked
And the toll booths are all out of order

Well it's too cold to walk
And I ran out of luck
My cellphone's not getting reception

There's people around
But they don't make a sound
And nobody
Will give me directions

*solo*

There's a light at the end of the tunnel
So close, but far out of reach
It's warm and it's still coming closer
But I don't think it's shining for me
Track Name: NSAFW [Bonus Track]
"I will say that, the NSA is a terrorist organization"
"We demanded that our law enforcement spy on our citizens"
"The whole point of the NSA is to violate your civil liberties"

I know what you're thinking
I know what you say
I know everything
You did today

I know where you're going
I know where you've been
I know every woman
Your dick's been in

We see you
We hear you
We need you
To fear us
We read you
We breed you
We plague you
A virus

You can't run
You can't hide
You can't fight
Hysteria
We need you
To help us
Build the "Nazi States of America"[NSA]

"My administration has spent countless hours considering how to persecute people, for what they say in the privacy of their own homes"

" I will violate the trust of the American people, and people around the world."


I know who you voted for
I can have the cops kick down your door
I can be your webcam spy on your dorm
I can show your grandmother all of your porn


We see you
We hear you
We need you
To fear us
We read you
We breed you
We plague you
A virus

You can't run
You can't hide
You can't fight
Hysteria
We need you
To help us
Build the "Nazi States of America"[NSA]


"I've often reminded myself that I would not be where I am today if not for the tragedy of 9/11"

"I knew I had to cum on George W. Bush. I will cum on Democrats, Republicans, Independents, and my fellow Americans"


We see you
We hear you
We need you
To fear us
We read you
We breed you
We plague you
A virus

You can't run
You can't hide
You can't fight
Hysteria
We need you
To help us
Build the "Nazi States of America"[NSA]

"It is hard to over-state that, as President, I have intentionally abused my authority and spied on innocent people without a warrant"

"I also can't help but listen to your private phone calls or read your emails."

"As I've indicated, I am an asshole. May God bless the United States of America."